Things in Birdbaths that Are Not Birds #7
This is not a bird. This is not even a skeleton of a bird. This is just one more thing in a birdbath that is not a bird. I realize it’s Halloween, people, but is that any reason to throw … Continued
Second Least Scary?
I’ve already pointed out the least scary Halloween decoration in the neighborhood. This has to be the second least scary. Minnie Mouse as a vampire. Not the least bit convincing. Sorry.
Early Pumpkin
September 9? Yeah, that’s a little too early…
Pumpkin with Braces
Most Jack-o-Lanterns have pretty bad teeth, especially after Halloween is over. But I’m beginning to think an orthodontist has moved into the neighborhood!
Lizard Man Halloween
It’s well known around the neighborhood that the Lizard Man loves Christmas. Well, now he’s back for Halloween. And he’s brought a friend!
Halloween for the Directionally Challenged
Sure, you can wander around all Halloween, going up to random porches and demanding “Trick or Treat!” Or, you could come to our neighborhood and take all the guesswork out of it. You’re welcome.
The Eyes Have It
Ever feel like someone is watching you? That’s because they are.
The Witches Are Back
It’s Halloween — time for the neighborhood witches to take flight. And then park. What? You were expecting brooms? I don’t know about your neighborhood, but the witches here have gone high tech.
Alien Pumpkin
It’s the week after Halloween, which is usually a sad time in the neighborhood. Carved pumpkins are tossed to the curb, where they forlornly await trash pickup. But this little fellow doesn’t look too sad. In fact, he looks downright … Continued
Least Scary Halloween Decoration Ever
I’m sorry, but this has to be the neighborhood’s most UNscary Halloween decoration of all time. And, no, the exclamation point doesn’t help.