Things in Birdbaths that Are Not Birds #7
This is not a bird. This is not even a skeleton of a bird. This is just one more thing in a birdbath that is not a bird. I realize it’s Halloween, people, but is that any reason to throw … Continued
Classiest Week at the Curb
The week after Halloween is always the saddest week at the curb. All the streets in the neighborhood are lined with discarded Jack-o-lanterns. Some are funny. Some are strange. But mostly, they’re just old and tired and sad. The week … Continued
Second Least Scary?
I’ve already pointed out the least scary Halloween decoration in the neighborhood. This has to be the second least scary. Minnie Mouse as a vampire. Not the least bit convincing. Sorry.
Still Not Marcelle
Well, well, who do we have here? Is it Marcelle? Nope. It’s still Not Marcelle.
Mushrooms #2
It’s time to play the mushroom game again. These are a few of my favorite neighborhood mushrooms. Can you spot which ones are real and which ones aren’t?
Early Pumpkin
September 9? Yeah, that’s a little too early…
Pumpkin with Braces
Most Jack-o-Lanterns have pretty bad teeth, especially after Halloween is over. But I’m beginning to think an orthodontist has moved into the neighborhood!
Lizard Man Halloween
It’s well known around the neighborhood that the Lizard Man loves Christmas. Well, now he’s back for Halloween. And he’s brought a friend!
Halloween for the Directionally Challenged
Sure, you can wander around all Halloween, going up to random porches and demanding “Trick or Treat!” Or, you could come to our neighborhood and take all the guesswork out of it. You’re welcome.
Little Free Plants
Who in the world came up with the saying “Nothing in life is free?” Whoever it was has obviously never been to my neighborhood. We have free books. Free vegetables. And even free plants. You just can’t put a price … Continued