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The week after Halloween is always the saddest week at the curb. All the streets in the neighborhood are lined with discarded Jack-o-lanterns. Some are funny. Some are strange. But mostly, they’re just old and tired and sad. The week … Continued
I’ve already pointed out the least scary Halloween decoration in the neighborhood. This has to be the second least scary. Minnie Mouse as a vampire. Not the least bit convincing. Sorry.
Well, well, who do we have here? Is it Marcelle? Nope. It’s still Not Marcelle.
It’s time to play the mushroom game again. These are a few of my favorite neighborhood mushrooms. Can you spot which ones are real and which ones aren’t?
September 9? Yeah, that’s a little too early…
Most Jack-o-Lanterns have pretty bad teeth, especially after Halloween is over. But I’m beginning to think an orthodontist has moved into the neighborhood!
It’s well known around the neighborhood that the Lizard Man loves Christmas. Well, now he’s back for Halloween. And he’s brought a friend!
Sure, you can wander around all Halloween, going up to random porches and demanding “Trick or Treat!” Or, you could come to our neighborhood and take all the guesswork out of it. You’re welcome.
Who in the world came up with the saying “Nothing in life is free?” Whoever it was has obviously never been to my neighborhood. We have free books. Free vegetables. And even free plants. You just can’t put a price … Continued
I understand that turkeys are a little nervous this time of year and might not want to draw attention to themselves. But I’ve been seeing a weird trend lately… Turkeys disguised as pilgrims. Do they think we can’t tell the … Continued