{"id":873,"date":"2016-12-14T09:00:40","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T14:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/?p=873"},"modified":"2016-10-03T22:29:04","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T02:29:04","slug":"grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/14\/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Grandma-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer-Blowup-274x300.jpg\" alt=\"Inflatable Steamroller\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-869\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Grandma-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer-Blowup-274x300.jpg 274w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Grandma-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer-Blowup-768x840.jpg 768w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Grandma-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer-Blowup-936x1024.jpg 936w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Grandma-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer-Blowup.jpg 1584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/>It\u2019s Christmastime and the neighborhood is looking quite elegant. There are silver and gold bows on mailboxes. Scarlet ribbons on lamp posts. Twinkling lights on porch railings.<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s the inflatable reindeer flattening Grandma with a steamroller.<\/p>\n<p>I love my neighborhood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Christmastime and the neighborhood is looking quite elegant. There are silver and gold bows on mailboxes. Scarlet ribbons on lamp posts. Twinkling lights on porch railings. And then there\u2019s the inflatable reindeer flattening Grandma with a steamroller. I love &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/14\/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer\/\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":869,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,20,25,42],"tags":[29,12,26,9],"class_list":["post-873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holidays","category-neighborhood","category-walkabout-wednesday","category-winter","tag-holidays","tag-neighborhood","tag-walkabout-wednesday","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=873"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":938,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions\/938"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}