{"id":30,"date":"2016-05-17T23:08:17","date_gmt":"2016-05-18T03:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-05-23T21:24:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T01:24:45","slug":"introducing-nikki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/17\/introducing-nikki\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing Nikki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Nikki3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Nikki\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-78\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Nikki3-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Nikki3-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Nikki3-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Here\u2019s Nikki when she first came to live with us. She was about 6 weeks old and deceptively cute. <\/p>\n<p>Now she is seven months old, and a 20-pound bundle of BAD. <\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t let this picture fool you. <\/p>\n<p>Do not look into those big eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Do not.<\/p>\n<p>Before you know it, you will be buying her squeaky balls and chew toys. And giving her toast. And chasing her through the yard to get back the sock\/hairbrush\/pajamas she stole. And then she will be sleeping on your couch. And there will be obedience classes involved. <\/p>\n<p>I repeat.<\/p>\n<p>Do not look into those eyes.<\/p>\n<p>You have been warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s Nikki when she first came to live with us. She was about 6 weeks old and deceptively cute. Now she is seven months old, and a 20-pound bundle of BAD. Don\u2019t let this picture fool you. Do not look &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/17\/introducing-nikki\/\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":66,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5,12,6,4],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nikki","tag-dog","tag-neighborhood","tag-nikki","tag-puppy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}