{"id":2283,"date":"2019-12-04T09:30:51","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T14:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2019-12-17T10:41:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T15:41:20","slug":"the-christmas-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2019\/12\/04\/the-christmas-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"The Christmas Octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Christmas Octopus has started making visits to our neighborhood, and I&#8217;m not sure how I feel about that. At first, he seems all jolly and everything, hanging out with Olaf and Mickey Mouse and the rest.<\/p>\n<p>But when their backs are turned &#8230; he takes them down.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mess with the Christmas Octopus.<\/p>\n<div id=\"kad-wp-gallery36\" class=\"kad-wp-gallery kad-light-wp-gallery clearfix kt-gallery-column-2 rowtight\"><div class=\"tcol-lg-6 tcol-md-6 tcol-sm-6 tcol-xs-12 tcol-ss-12 g_item\"><div class=\"grid_item kad_gallery_fade_in gallery_item\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ChristmasOctopusGood2.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox\" class=\"lightboxhover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ChristmasOctopusGood2.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"708\" alt=\"Christas Octopus Inflatable\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ChristmasOctopusGood2.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ChristmasOctopusGood2-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ChristmasOctopusGood2-768x531.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" class=\"light-dropshaddow\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div><div class=\"tcol-lg-6 tcol-md-6 tcol-sm-6 tcol-xs-12 tcol-ss-12 g_item\"><div class=\"grid_item kad_gallery_fade_in gallery_item\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/ChristmasOctopus2.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox\" class=\"lightboxhover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/ChristmasOctopus2.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"757\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/ChristmasOctopus2.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/ChristmasOctopus2-300x222.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/ChristmasOctopus2-768x568.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" class=\"light-dropshaddow\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Christmas Octopus has started making visits to our neighborhood, and I&#8217;m not sure how I feel about that. At first, he seems all jolly and everything, hanging out with Olaf and Mickey Mouse and the rest. But when &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/2019\/12\/04\/the-christmas-octopus\/\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,20,25,42],"tags":[29,12,26,9],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holidays","category-neighborhood","category-walkabout-wednesday","category-winter","tag-holidays","tag-neighborhood","tag-walkabout-wednesday","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2287,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions\/2287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucynolanbooks.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}